small print from thestorydepartment

I like this "small print" statement on thestorydepartment.com website for it's conciseness and 'no bullshit-ness.'

"As almost all professional consultants, my lawyers won’t let me look at your script unless you sign a release form that will protect me once your movie or a similar one gets made. This shit happens all the time, ask me about it by just mentioning the magic words ‘TIN CAN HEART’ (or you could equally try “WALL-E”. I’ll tell you the story if you don’t already know."